Errant Expert

Two friends walked along a strip mall at noon,
When Sebastian said, “That fellow's throwing shade.”
While one brusque fellow huffed and whistled a shrill tune,
Jimmy stared past them as though he'd solve it soon.
“At last,” he snapped, “there's a profession I can aid.”
He turned and marched inside a shop and bought a sail,
Meanwhile Sebastian muttered, “I've been betrayed.”
Cloth in hand, Jimmy sought a pole and a heavy pail,
Then sketched rough plans across a receipt's tail,
“No shade is worth a toss unless it's properly displayed.”
Sebastian groaned. “All I meant was his subtle slight.”
Yet Jimmy worked on with a smile, tightening every brace.
“Nobody throws good shade from a ground-level height.
But this can't be clumsy, or we'll fail despite our might.”
He shook the contraption and declared the science sound with grace.
The canvas caught a stiff breeze, fluttering through the square,
As it sailed, it wrapped a fountain far too large to hide.
Before the flailing sail knocked a startled cyclist from his chair,
And others laughed at gentle mayhem and pointed everywhere.
Sebastian sighed while Jimmy found his patch of shade with pride.

Poem Card


Errant Expert
Sebastian said one thing. Jimmy heard a career opportunity.

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Scene One
Most people understand slang. Jimmy saw a profession in need of help.
Scene Two
The planning phase began the moment Jimmy became an expert.
Scene Three
Sebastian explained the phrase. Jimmy trusted the science.
Scene Four
The project failed almost everywhere except the one place Jimmy cared about.